Breakfast Club

If you had been at Panera Bread Company this morning at 9 AM, you would have witnessed the many giggle-fits and adventures of a strange three-some. Who are these elite members of the Breakfast Club? Namely, Crazy Pete, Ozzie Oddball, and Lazy Leo. Ahh, you wish to know who goes by which alias? Read no futher if you wish to protect the innocent . . . . . . you're still reading aren't you? Alright, if that's the way it must be. Crazy Pete is also known to be the youngest member of the Breakfast Club. Ozzie Oddball is so called because . . . well, we don't really know why. But, she is the kindhearted inventor of the club. Lazy Leo is the most brilliant mind among them (a genius, some might even venture to say), kind, sweet, beautiful, loving, humble, a veritable saint. I'm sure you're not guessing now, but just in case you are, Lazy Leo is no other than yours truly. So, on to the morning's enlightening events. . .

It should be told that many "secrets" abounded in the morning meeting and some cannot be discussed in so public a forum as this, but suffice it to say that we will do our best to bring you the essence of the meeting.

First off, you must know about our menu selection. There were asiago cheese bagels all around for the group. Ozzie and Pete chose to stick with butter, but Leo was a bit more adventuresome and chose sundried tomato cream cheese. Ozzie and Pete split an I.C. Carmel frozen cappucino and a hot chocolate. Although they looked delish, Leo stuck with a tall coffee. From the looks of things, Ozzie was pleased with the hot chocolate.


Occassionaly, Pete and Ozzie got slightly silly when drinking their I.C. Carmel. One (who shall remain anonymus) even ate some whipped cream off her knife. Pictures of that event have remained top secret to protect the guilty one.

All in all, the discussion was lively and animated (especially when we discussed the strange man that was running around outside). It was a superb time and the memory will last even longer than the calories (and they're gonna stick around for a loooonnnggg time).