"Suzy Roozy was a girl. Suzy Roozy had no hair. Suzy wasn’t planning on having hair until she was 83. For now, she was content with a blonde scalp. One day, she was walking in the forest when she came upon a crying bear.
“It’s okay,” she comforted the animal, “what’s wrong?”
The bear sniffed. “I don’t have any hair.” He replied.
Suzy looked indignantly at him. “Neither do I.” She said. “And I’m no worse off for it. What’s your name?”
The bear wiped a huge teardrop from his face. “Fuzzy Wuzzy. Thank you, little bald girl, for your words of consolation.”
So, boys and girls, now you may hear the poem “Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy didn’t care, ‘cause Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.” And all of this came about by a little girl with a blonde scalp."
- Author Known (she lives in my house) -
2 comments:
Can we please clarify who this "Known author" is?
Thank you.
Sincerely,
NOT the "known author"
To Whom it may Concern: Please note that this story was NEVER MEANT to be actually PUBLISHED!! You are SO dead, Jessica.
The Known Author
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